Spa Fiasco

Hey !

So , I decided to write about this incident that happened to me recently , because it is very funny & true , and it also proves that I , above all people am NOT PERFECT .

So , a week ago, I decided to have a relaxing pamper evening . I don't think I've ever had one before , so I was very new to the whole face mask thing . I had come out of the bath and I had started to put the face mask on my face .

I thought it had gone swell , and I was so excited about it being my first face mask , that I kept on going over and over the original mask. Im actually not sure whether your supposed to that , or whether it's just one layer ...(please comment what you are supposed to do !) So, after I had basically finished the one sachet , I went back into the tub , and like I had seen lots of other people do , I put two cucumbers on my eyes .

However , I honestly don't know how people manage to keep them on because mone kept slipping down my cheeks , leaving my eyes feeling super blurry. Eventually , I just held them there , which defeats the point of relaxing ...

After( When I had just had enough with the cucumbers !) I threw them in the bin ( I don't think people would like to eat face mask covered cucumbers - even if it was a chocolate face mask !) I wrapped my hair in a towel and just watched YouTube in my onzie .

Then I removed my face mask - which actually was really upsetting because I had grown really attached to that thing ... :-( - anyway , after I removed it , I just put some cream on my face - and just painted my nails etc. I then went down for dinner , and my mum said

'What's happened to your eyebrows ?'

I literally ran to the downstairs mirror and glared at my reflection because my eyebrows had turned into a huge bush . Looking back , I think it was because I had applied my face mask over my eyebrows , so it may have - I don't know - made it darker and fluffier(Is that even a word ? )

I think , after that I spent an hour just thoroughly rubbing my eyebrows . Wow... great pamper evening !

I sure did love it , apart from all the rubbing & slippery cucumbers etc - but at least now I know how to have a proper pamper evening without being super messy - and looking like ...*tries to think of someone famous with bushy eyebrows* ...*gives up* ...someone with mega bushy eyebrows ! :-)

Thanks for reading !

Bye !

I Can't Believe My Family Takes Selfies !!

Hey,

The other day I was just scrolling through my mum's camera roll ( probably 200 + pictures ) As I was scrolling through the pictures , I saw a selfie that my mum had taken . I was shocked . I kept on scrolling and soon alot more selfies came up. They weren't pouty selfies , they were just selfies - serious selfies .It came to my attention that she had also downloaded Retrica ( An amazing selfie taking app )
       My friend  added her as a contact ( Don't ask why , Even I don't know myself to be honest ;-P ) Which means that she has access to my mum's whatsapp profile pictures , which always tend to be my mum's selfies ...
   My mum isn't the only person in my family 'in touch' with  their inner '20th Century Life ' ( I had no other words to describe that ...) My dad once texted me 'Lol' . I was really surprised , because my dad is generally a very formal man , I also felt  slightly embarrassed  because my friends were right next to me when the text came , and they looked at me as if I was completely mad . Luckily , i'm not the only one with parents who are completely bonkers . One of my best friend's parents think they are super cool too , I think one of them even has snapchat !
   Sadly , it doesn't end there. I was talking to my grandparents over the phone as they live in India , and my grandad said 'Why don't you take a selfie and send it to us ?'  I nearly fainted because I didn't even know 'selfie' was in their vocabulary . That's not all , my grandma , then said , ' When  I take selfies they make me look different ' I didn't even know she took selfies ;-P
   I added her on whatsapp and as my profile picture only shows  half of my face she sent me a message saying ' The picture is not clear , I can only see half of your face ' . I responded saying           ' Don't Worry - it's a style of selfie taking ' , her response made me laugh in a good way 'Oh i'm so sorry , I did not know it was a style *inserts distraught face*' Okay so the insert  distraught face bit was just because computers don't have emogis , but she actually had sent an emogi ( if that makes sense !) So , I then sent a picture of my sister and I  . I smiled because I feel that pouting is inappropriate for grandmas ( even if they do take selfies ) You would have expected my little sister to smile too , but no - my sister went for a full on pout . I guess I have myself to blame - for many reasons ...

• One- I take alot of pouty selfies around her .
• Two- I encourage her to pout in pictures to annoy my dad ( I know right , he likes abbreviations but no pouting - How could he ?! )
• Three - Well.... I may have given her lessons on how to take an awesome selfie along with my friend...

Ermmm... well , if you think about it , it's only 3 reasons  , so it can't completely be my fault , can it ?Maybe it can ... 

I bet there are alot more people with selfie taking grandmas - abbreviating dads - pouting sisters  etc. If you have another embarrassing relative - feel free to comment down what they do ! It will be very funny  to read some of them , and maybe some of us can relate to you !Think of it as a good old chat about our mad ones ;-)

                                 Bye !